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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30022) - you deserved it (8143)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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But he was still hard?? :/

#1 - On 02/12/2012 at 3:31am by 123josie123

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Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

#5 - On 02/12/2012 at 3:35am by MetalxSoldier

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