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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36722) - you deserved it (2840)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow, that was really rude of him.

#1 - On 01/15/2012 at 3:32am by JHC88

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He didnt ask you to join? That bastard!!

#2 - On 01/15/2012 at 3:33am by werepyre007

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