Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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Yow. I'm a girl, but that makes ME hurt.
#4 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:56am by justlikeme79
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No teeth! Whatever you do, don't go there
#5 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:56am by WCARlover
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