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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (27454)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Yow. I'm a girl, but that makes ME hurt.

#4 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:56am by justlikeme79

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No teeth! Whatever you do, don't go there

#5 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:56am by WCARlover

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