Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 646
You deserved it 29 360

Same thing different taste

Top comments

justlikeme79 9

Yow. I'm a girl, but that makes ME hurt.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Considering how small tootsie rolls are, that might not be something to brag about.

Comments

Look, I'm guessing this was OP's first bj & to all guys, SHUT UP! It's not like us girls are trained to give u a bj, be thankful ur getting any at all. Be nicer & work with whoever ur with to make things better & more enjoyable for the both of u instead of just complaining. It's not like every guy knows how to do everything just right for girls! Be thankful ur getting anything at all & that ur chick doesnt bite it off. As for OP, I guess ull figure out what u should do. Less teeth, sweetie...

My girlfriend did the same thing to me, it doesn't feel good.

Lucky7Samson 10

Lol at all the butthurt girls who thought they knew how to suck dick. "Girls aren't born knowing how." Guys aren't born knowing how to eat pussy but you goofy bitches are merciless with that shit. Most women are so afraid to communicate they just fake orgasms. Now who's a dick?

Sometimes the mouth is just too narrow, and things are just too big. It takes practice to make sure things line up properly... although your boyfriend sounds like an ass, so in his case I wouldn't bother. If he is so harsh in his comments, either tell him you would like constructive criticism rather than insults, or find a better boyfriend. He should appreciate the attempt, pornstar moves only come with practice.

I'm so glad I never had a guy complain about my bjs.