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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45486) - you deserved it (11825)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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OP's parents probably think they are little angels.

#2 - On 12/05/2011 at 5:36am by takeapieandrun

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aaaaand how old are you?? haha jokes thats sooo awkward :/

#1 - On 12/05/2011 at 5:36am by Natasa1996

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