They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Top comments
thingamajiga 5
fyl dump that douche
Confuciussay 6
You don't want to get caught cheating if you're going out with 13.
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Comments (127)
thingamajiga 5
fyl dump that douche
XenaWP 6
Nah, now you know he didn't like it so you're all sweet! He won't cheat again.
tasteslikedenial 4
Lol I hope that was sarcasm, 3.
andrew_thomson 9
Cheating. You're doing it wrong.
awagh666 14
The great thing about sex is that when it's bad, it's still good. So you know what you have here.
cinamonkoko 15
cheating for the most part is unforgivable
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
Cheating is ALWAYS unforgivable.
shannonreneee 11
Cheating is disgusting and I hope to God you got rid of his unfaithful arse.
amanda_say_whutt 9
You mean ex boyfriend ? Dump him, he's not worth it. Finding your partner with someone else is horrible, but know that things get better. One day OP, you will find a guy who would never cheat on you. Take this and use it as a learning experience, not all guy cheat so don't give up.
Alwayspullout 7
Yea, no one should ever be that mean to his sister... And involve the cousin!
unitedfan11 0
Kick him in the nuts and say " it's not like I liked it".
cinamonkoko 15
@82 unforgivable in a sense you're not going to go running back to him
wazdog 4
He's charitable. I think that's a plus!
xlord 27
OP should donate her knee to his nuts!!!
ShakeMeDown 12
Or her body to science! Too far?
VickLynx 6
Dump him. Simple.
Brice28_fml 10
I just had sex!
sunrise1234 3
"And it felt so good!" Wait..... those lyrics don't work is this situation.
sunrise1234 3
FFFFUUU *in
TheBeastiest 6
Well at least he's being honest about not liking it. Leave him asap and tell him it's no like you like it but it has to be done. Pit him on the spot about it
danielabella94 0
And this is when you know the relationship is over
dazzadluffy 0
correction its "exboyfriend"
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Correction, it's "ex-boyfriend"
mrbendystraw 0
NOPE! It's Chuck Testa
FYLDeep 26
Sounds like the type of logic that would be employed by a cheater. You know, the irrational kind.
GoodLookingGeese 10
Don't listen to them.. He is a perfect boyfriend! He figured out how to handle sex on his own to make your life easier, so you won't have to bother...
gurpreet 5
Dumb that bimbo
japtch 15
Wow, you're really dump.
flying13 6
I had a boyfriend use those exact words after I caught him. Same guy perhaps? "It's a small world after all..." But yeah, sorry OP :(
pfx2_fml 15
He didn't like it, cause it wasn't with you ;)