They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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Top comments
thingamajiga 5
fyl dump that douche
Confuciussay 6
You don't want to get caught cheating if you're going out with 13.
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Comments (127)
aFreedom127 9
Give him something he really won't like, like a knee to the nuts.
Fatalist_ 2
Guess that is how you solve all ur issues in life :)
brock329 3
Sadly I agree with kicking this dude in the nuts. That's ****** up
Confuciussay 6
You don't want to get caught cheating if you're going out with 13.
Salkadi 9
It doesn't count in that case then.... did you not know that?
dancergrl_15 0
well, he must've liked it if he was willing to cheat in the first place. omce a cheater, always a cheater, no matter how much they say they've changed. i would leave his ass in the grass.
J3R3MYY 14
Kick him so hard in the nutz so he wont like sex ever again!
sunrise1234 3
nutz? What're we in fourth grade...?
J3R3MYY 14
My understanding was that this was an all age appropriate site. Im sorry, hows this? *clear throat* "kick him in the dick so hard u break it so he cant use it again!" Just for u 63... Just for u.
katieloveshim 0
uh, inproper use of contractions ? I'm dissippointed in you 63, sorely disappointed.
Hansemans 17
I try to picture this conversation OP: It hurts to see you sleeping with someone else Cheating ex-bf: It's not like I liked it [the fact that you caught me]
TheSithAssassin 15
Doesn't that just make it worse? Why cheat if it wasn't any good. I mean there's no good reason to cheat but if it sucked then it's even worse. His logic is terrible.
HomeAl0ne 20
Why didn't I think of this angle? "I didn't like it. She was asking for it. It's her fault." *Goes away to practice.*
GETxAxLIFE 0
90, your picture goes oh so well with your comment. :)
TurdTickler4eva 0
In the BUTT
Freeze_fml 17
Kill kill kill.
Michael_Kelso 0
Well that makes all the difference.