Cat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
why
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
single and unbuggered
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
batgirlrules881
United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Hm
United States
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Sara246
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Just an Exam
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Final exam
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Kayleigh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
madseason
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Top comments
thingamajiga 5
fyl dump that douche
Confuciussay 6
You don't want to get caught cheating if you're going out with 13.
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Comments (127)
Confuciussay 6
Yes, but your solution makes me shiver in fear lol.
Akasen 1
I was gonna write a tsundere comment to this but I lack the wit to write one up for this.
gysgtware 4
He has a sense of humor, and that's ALL chicks want, right?! So forgive him and live happily ever after!
5t3ff1k4h 47
"It's not like I like dumping your ass, but I'm still doing it." And walk away.
Spandexabc 3
That's A Cop Out, Get Rid Of That Jerk.
bo1440 3
*******!!!
katieloveshim 0
I'd keep his ass just long enough to return the favor and when asked about it I'd say "sweet baby Jesus, I didn't just like it, I LOVED it! better sex then your sorry ass ever gave me" even the playing field a bit >:)
SilentNicholas 0
As least it's a valid reason :P
bubo_fml 11
Never underestimate the power of a pity ****...He was only doing his compassionate duty to the booty! (BOOM chicka WAH WAH!)
ultra_notorious 26
precisely, poor dude prob deserves a reward for the 'hogging' that he was obligated to do.
whitloves14 0
dump his ass