Couldn't u be able to feel that?!?!? Unless you have a endless ******....

WTF?? Guess he thought he was bigger than he was when he went condom shopping aha

At least he is trying to take it out, as opposed to having that awkward conversation after your next trip to the bathroom...

Before you blow your load, Properly cover your choade.

Before you blow your load, Properly cover your choade.

I guess you noticed huh?

81, that was lame... Doubly lame one would say...

91- THAT was lame. Real ******* lame as I would say.

All of you are lame. Nuff' said.

I agree with

Haha ya

Who seriously says "nuff said" anymore?

Not necessarily. You can't feel a tampon either, so it doesn't have anything to do with an endless ****** lol

Lol I did the same the my gf!!!! The first time haha I was too embarassed to tell her

Wait so you can't feel a tampon and you can't feel condoms inside you so how do you feel a dick??

As a male I genuinely just don't understand

151-13FTW says it. That's who.

151- I do when your mom sucked my balls

lol really? Tampons are designed to fit in a way that you shouldn't be able to feel it if inserted properly... And as far as a condom goes it's kind of just a thin piece of latex as opposed to a few inch thick penis :/

Just think all the other stuff that will get stuck there 0.0

I do nuff said

161- it has to do with the thickness of whatever is in your ******. When tampons get larger you can feel them, condoms by themselves are designed to be as thin as possible so you feel more pleasure. Really though it has a lot to do with the friction. If a guy just stuck his penis in you and sat there you would really be able to feel it too much after a while. It's like if you put a penny on your hand after a minute or two you can't feel the penny anymore.

There is nerves on the outer edge and above the ****** which get tugged in the motion. There are no nerves inside most of the ****** since hello, baby's come out there.

at 80... it wouldn't have came out when she went 2 the bathroom...

151, I do. Nuff' said

So he was under the covers, trying to eat out a condom from your pussy... Wow he would have to stick his tongue inside of it to pull it out.

trying to "fish" it out huh ? ;)

91's pic makes him look like a downy (retarded)

There's tons of nerves in the ****** >.>

#29, why would she feel that? It's not like you feel when you have a tampon there either. Unless you suck at putting themm in.

So im guessing it's your first sex experience? Your gonna be tight, so there is the chance you pulled it off and continuing to have sex most likely have pushed it further up "the tunnel" lol

What? I can feel tampons....

haha win^^

27 why thank you sir.

Evil potato you're profile is wrong, you're on my favourite list.

Name? They've already got an occupation picked out. That kid is going to be a 'rapper'.

Thank you it's an honor :P

Evil, I'm on your list? Well sir, I must adjust my lisy accordingly as well!

I'm not on it?! *drowns in own tears*

Poor cat, but love your pic.

138 to be on the list you either need to A) have me on your favorites list or B) make many witty or smart comments.

I should make one >.>

I just want to make EvilPotato's So-So list... Then, i can work my way up through the ranks, until that fateful day that I may have the courage to turn on him and make some delicious, delicious French fries....

Babies!!

273 - Justin, damn..just damn. That is a mighty fine catch you have there, I applaud you.

Or he can't face the fact that magnums won't fit on him.

Or she's extremely tight and accidentally it came off. It's happened to me.

It can also happen if he goes soft temporarily.

20, I don't know if that's something I would go around telling a bunch of strangers on a website.

26- does it matter? No one knows who I am...

Cmars, you can try to make an excuse for your stumpy boy-toys, but that's not how or why it happens.

35- I'm not making any excuses at all. Condoms never work with me, I have talked to a doctor and they told me I'm better off on the pill because I'm too small and they will keep falling off. And don't judge what you know nothing off.

Are you a male or female? I hope that we're talking about the same hole here. I'm not judging anything, I just don't believe what you're saying.

I'm a female, I just said I had to be on the pill. Pay attention..

You don't have to believe me. I'm the one who deals with it, I'm the one who is living with it.

Cmars then giving birth ( if you want children) should be even worse to you right?

There are guys that take the pill. Don't question me, crackercunt.

48- yes it will be and I get to go through that in February. But epidurals are a wonderful thing

Crackercunt? Lol well that is very mature but I guess I shouldn't expect much from someone who has the name every1luvsboners

Shut-up. My point is that you obviously have a medical condition. If the OP has the same medical condition this wouldn't be a FML. Loosen up a little, geez.

Insulting Boners is like insulting Sirin or Alan, you just don't do it.

Troller, that's not true. Anyone and everyone feel free to insult me anytime.

Not having a big ****** is a medical condition? Well thanks for the concern but every test and doctor has said I'm normal.lol Women can strengthen their muscles in that area, it's called kegels. The only difference is that I didn't have to.

Stop bragging about your meat wagon. If you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm getting out of here before banhammers start flying up arses. Good day, sir.

66- because you're about 14 years old right?

Unless your first was a blue waffle. I promise they don't all look like that.

I'm 22.

You see 72, us "regulars" stick up for each other when we aren't trying to beat the shit out of each other with our boners or flockzing amongst each other. You aren't welcome round these parts.

Boners, I don't love boners.

67- obviously you don't want any to know you've only seen one if you just used that line.

Anyone* my bad

Cmar, I'd be careful who I argue with, every1luvsboners is way more popular, good looking and cooler.

62- Suck his dick.

i hate all you new people.

95- since when are you a regular? Boners is a regular, but he's not funny in my opinion. Look at all the thumb downs he's getting. BUT GOD FORBID US SOMEONE INSULTS BONERS. The fan boys will rage.

108, the proper term would be his BONER. Get it right. I agree with flockz though.

Welllll, since I post on most every FML and have almost as many comments as boner, I wouldn't consider myself a stranger? Also on several favorite commenter lists such as the badass EvilPotato, himself. Don't hate on boners cause you have no fans.

Cmar, yes you Are not normal, normal women's vaginas don't pull of condoms off of ducks otherwise All women would get pregnant. Also, don't insult people who comment excessively because they tend to have a ton of blind followers that take their side no matter what the arguement. Just a life lesson. =)

Hey dumbass. They have not made a male oral contraceptive to the public yet. Get yet facts straight.

Lol. You're adorable, 13FTW. Anyways, new? You're all new to me on this thread except Boners and Flockz.

Don't be so "douchbagish" to relate to one of your previous comments.

*yer ... Ps. All vajay-jays most certainly do NOT. Look the same. Some look weird as shit...maybe you should change your username to iloveboners cuz it sure sounds like you aren't seeing too much pussy

Almost as many you say, 13FTW? Sorry but that's not Boners' original account. His previous one was banned or something.

Deleting all our comments..... HMMMM

Goddamn what is this, high school? Take your dumbass popularity contests elsewhere. It doesn't matter if cmar is new, there was nothing wrong with her comments. End of bullshit.

I don't understand why everyone's being dicks to cmars? Namely every1luvsboners. All cmars did was comment and boners started ripping her a new one. Cmars's comment was legit, to the point, and perfectly fine. Boners-stop starting shit on FML and get a new hobby.

Jesus when did FML become ******* communist china... Why do you feel the need to censor us so much?!?

Agreed with Matt. Someone without a ****** or a degree in medicine should not be tellin a lady how her parts work...

Or the dumbass doesn't know how to properly put on a condom.

Or he used one too small and it came off through vigorous motion. (although the pain of getting the thing on should have warned him if that was the case)

Or perhaps the condom was placed on the penis, and the penis with the condom on then into the ****** and repeatedly pulled out and reinserted creating friction and a tug-and-pull sensation on the dick and condom combined, therefore causing the two to be pulled into the ****** as he attempts to pull them both out. Luckily (and hopefully) his dick is attached to his body and so his pull is the stronger force of the two on it, but the condom is not attached to either body and slipped off due to superior force and/or friction. But thats just a guess

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^ wtf

Lol

210s description made sex ugly.

Well, cum is very slippery and if he didn't pull out soon after blowing his load it's easy enough to slip out.

Well it's not like condoms are glued on if u don't hold onto em while pulling out there is a good chance theyll come off no matter how big u r

KIDS ARE HEREEEEE!

haha reminds me of south park

Come out come out wherever you are

You should've said cum out

Look at you, always thinking

He put his hands on his dick and nothing was there. The meat dealing, the seal peeling, cheese keeling, pinging. Yes the condom stealing snatchtrap.

Wise words from the buttsex pirate

#174 He could not find it here or there. He could not find it anywhere.

Not always the case

24- I hate when people leave a comment stating an argument but they don't finish their argument. So I ultimately thumbed you down. I'm sorry.

Or however long it takes to get AIDS

Pretty sure the morning after pill is readily available. Plus most smart couples use two forms of birth control. So she may be on the pill as well.

Yes, the rough edges of the condoms are so god damn itchy.

10 you must be allergic to latex if you find condoms itchy