Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

by psychicmother / 09/09/2011 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy

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  • I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

    #1 - On 09/09/2011 at 9:59am by MagicallyFat

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  • Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

    #3 - On 09/09/2011 at 10:01am by marinus

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