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Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (4250)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)

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You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.

#2 - On 07/19/2011 at 6:01am by klutzyduck1

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aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!

#1 - On 07/19/2011 at 6:00am by nolife77

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