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Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML


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On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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haha, dad must of loved to hear that.

#1 - On 11/13/2010 at 5:42am by ulicki

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Gotta love technology this day and age!

#3 - On 11/13/2010 at 5:44am by Jessie86

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