Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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Top comments
aznbitch 0
HAHAHHAHA win
marinus_fml 20
The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?
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Comments (112)
aznbitch 0
HAHAHHAHA win
do20ss 4
that is awesome, definitely take that as a compliment!!!
Ben360 6
boobs are awesome
panchod1234 0
ya hope u sucked his suckable parts!!!
MissErikaHart 0
hahaha ^
ericownz101 0
giggity!
movie141 0
that's a win girl
blankaex 0
Yeah, 36, pics of a conversation are very interesting.
counterfit 10
83: google "******** dick nipples".
AjaxF 0
83 not all nipples are suckable, I've see ******* "by accident" that I wouldn't suck even if you paid me. 102 eeew daug. . .I don't think I'll ever suck ******* again! DAMN! Someone please delete this picture from my head. . .God please install a new hard-drive in my head! Some gross ass shit. . .
cdatribe23 0
KEEPER!!!!! Lol
luis01 0
where's spokompton?
Addi123 0
Noo wayy! CDA?! as in the lake? Best lake ever!!!:)
swinglifeaway123 8
Hey!!!! Not many ******* can be considered "suckable"! In my days, I've come across 3 pair! My girlfriends, my ex's, n this random chick at the store. You should be grateful.
hairdreser0nfire 0
Give him a break, he likes your rack
ZleveL 0
her yummy rack!
luis01 0
awesome lol
marinus_fml 20
The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?
GoingLesbian 0
Hahaha precisely.
mz_s15 0
Hahhaha.. Nice one 26
badgirl01 0
I'd say that's a pretty nice thing to say.
Darko21 5
Would you rather him say pinch-able and cause you pain?
ken328 0
O.o
woopsy 0
ew.
mcxhunni 0
how old are you? "EW?" gtfo.
marleyvk 0
I can't come up with a greater compliment.
schwancy 2
Perhaps the only way he knows how to express his love is by describing your naughty bits.
mitchn60 6
schwancy, your smile is brighter than the backlighting on my iPhone. FYI...
MissErikaHart 0
not on mine...
honeybee366 0
that's a good thing. :) wish I had that smile.
zombiedroogie138 0
U R A Q T
xmaxedoutx6 0
haha mine too!
RedPillSucks 33
@18 - Smooth. I suppose she makes you harder than that gun in your profile pic.
mitchn60 6
It was a compliment, that's all. If it had to do with guns, I would have used something with a longer barrel... ;)
RedPillSucks 33
LOL