Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

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Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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marinus_fml 19

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

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do20ss 4

that is awesome, definitely take that as a compliment!!!

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blankaex 0

Yeah, 36, pics of a conversation are very interesting.

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AjaxF 0

83 not all nipples are suckable, I've see ******* "by accident" that I wouldn't suck even if you paid me. 102 eeew daug. . .I don't think I'll ever suck ******* again! DAMN! Someone please delete this picture from my head. . .God please install a new hard-drive in my head! Some gross ass shit. . .

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Addi123 0

Noo wayy! CDA?! as in the lake? Best lake ever!!!:)

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swinglifeaway123 8

Hey!!!! Not many ******* can be considered "suckable"! In my days, I've come across 3 pair! My girlfriends, my ex's, n this random chick at the store. You should be grateful.

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marinus_fml 19

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

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badgirl01 0

I'd say that's a pretty nice thing to say.

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Darko21 5

Would you rather him say pinch-able and cause you pain?

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marleyvk 0

I can't come up with a greater compliment.

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schwancy 2

Perhaps the only way he knows how to express his love is by describing your naughty bits.

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mitchn60 6

schwancy, your smile is brighter than the backlighting on my iPhone. FYI...

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honeybee366 0

that's a good thing. :) wish I had that smile.

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RedPillSucks 31

@18 - Smooth. I suppose she makes you harder than that gun in your profile pic.

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mitchn60 6

It was a compliment, that's all. If it had to do with guns, I would have used something with a longer barrel... ;)

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