Health: BIKES

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By Pokerking98 - 16/05/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:03

Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.

gingermonster16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:08

What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?

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Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:03

Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.

gingermonster16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:08

What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:09

LMAO ouch.

turbogirl 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:16

LOL ouch. You poor bugger It is easy to get distracted on your bike though. This is why you should drive lol

WateryAsh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:18

Ouch, did you get hurt much? Poor thing. YDI though. Pay more attention next time ;)

UrRightFML 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:25

OWNED.

amy10 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:46

Don't feel good until your off the bike. YDI

FYLkid 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:17

What #2 said YDI though pay more attention

Guyoverhere 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:19

More like F the guy u hit YDI learn to bike

MK1029 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:58

Women cant bike. GET OF THE SIDEWALK!!! :P

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Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

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