Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
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Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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Top comments
EatOrphans4Fun 24
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
roxyroller20 15
That stings.
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Comments (39)
IssacB 14
Guessing it stung when you peed
mld4657 28
Well op I'm curious where did they sting ya at?
EatOrphans4Fun 24
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
RedPillSucks 33
better there than on the balls
Swandive235 27
I hope you're not allergic like I am. I'd be dead as shit.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Something similar happened to me once, it was the worst time for the door to get stuck and not open.
dswomi 12
Dude, I feel sorry for you now. At least OP could run away
ChaiseT 16
Don't be too butthurt.
08zw 19
This could make for some absolutely awful comments.
chocolatelover96 14
Like yours? ;)
megalggggg 19
look next time
Testing1234 25
Because we all expect there to be hornets in a restroom ?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
walk out slowly & beecareful
roxyroller20 15
That stings.