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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 755

By Harry - 10/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 2 238

By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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You deserved it 4 906

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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You deserved it 26 432

By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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You deserved it 771

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 467

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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RickySleeves 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:09

You mean he beat the candy out of you

igg125 30

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:10

Hopefully he didn't use a big stick

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abc2601 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:00

Hope you are okay now, OP!

TenebrionHZ 5

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:01

Hey, look at the bright side. At least he didn't demand candy.

HersheySquirts 17

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:36

I think the bright side of the situation were the colors of OP's outfit.

TenebrionHZ 5

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:51

Correct !

karatekid97 17

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:02

Did any candy come out?

cheesebond 29

Thursday 28 May 2015 23:58

I'm here to confirm that this is a valid question

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:03

Must've been on bath salts or synthetic pot.

Epickitty58 29

Thursday 28 May 2015 23:00

....how did you gain this kind of knowledge?

spinda 22

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:04

Ouch.

tormcn 26

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:05

Was he doing bathsalts?

Eloxia 7

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:06

Viva piñata!

NoBookNoGood 14

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:07

That is ****** UP. just like him.... Hope you are not seriously injured.

deademolover 19

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:08

and you didnt fight back or at least try to run away? en serio?

RickySleeves 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:09

You mean he beat the candy out of you

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