Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health

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  • She gave you chlamydia AND has bad taste in music? You sure know how to pick em!

    #1 - On 07/05/2014 at 6:46pm by toxic_walrus

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  • Hey, i just fucked you.
    And this is crazy.
    I have chlamydia.
    So now you do maybe.

    Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

    #7 - On 07/05/2014 at 6:49pm by tj4234

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