Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health
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She gave you chlamydia AND has bad taste in music? You sure know how to pick em!
#1 - On 07/05/2014 at 6:46pm by toxic_walrus
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Hey, i just fucked you.
And this is crazy.
I have chlamydia.
So now you do maybe.
Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.
#7 - On 07/05/2014 at 6:49pm by tj4234
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