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Today, my co-worker told me that I need to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30392) - you deserved it (3714)

On 02/04/2013 at 7:42pm - health - by Mattrd - United States

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Damn that's harsh...

#1 - On 02/05/2013 at 3:13am by Selphis

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Second hand?

#7 - On 02/05/2013 at 3:22am by STACEKING

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