Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
Today, I quit smoking. It seems that when you don't smoke for almost 24 hours, your sense of smell comes back. I then noticed how disgusting my apartment smells. Great. FML
Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
Today, I told the coworker who sits next to me that I don't smoke weed anymore, after she brought a spliff to work. I then got called into the directors' boardroom to receive a warning for smelling like marijuana at work. I was only allowed one more warning before they were due to fire me. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML
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Selphis 20
Damn that's harsh...
STACEKING 4
Second hand?
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Comments (49)
treefuncutei 4
Maybe start smoking? Haha joking, try a teeth whitener and some sleep
starlita_fml 15
well, that was mean
bluxie 4
HAHAHA
Kingbreezy04 10
Tell her she needs to quit being a bitch because she looks and smells like a dog.
Satoaoi 13
you just need to take better care of yourself. once u do youwill look annd smell better
geminitactix 1
It sounds like your coworker thinks you smell specifically like smoke. Do you live in a house with someone who smokes, have a neighbor who smokes (and apartment walls that let the smell through), or do you buy your clothes at a thrift shop? Because even if you're not the one producing the smoke, once that smell gets in your stuff/environment, it's really hard to get it out.
itsallbullshit 4
Are you around smokers often?
U_GotitDude 18
FYL op
Xotoolyxo 16
Try to look more presentable ?
monkiki62 5
Who cares op. dont change anything about yourself because of some other human lowlifes opinion. Tell them something just as stupid back about them and to **** off.