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Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15812) - you deserved it (1599)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

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OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?

#4 - On 09/14/2012 at 8:29pm by MonsterCommenter

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Shit. Well at least you finally got some sleep

#5 - On 09/14/2012 at 8:30pm by mpsteve137

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