Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

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  • Hey, at least he didn't threaten to sue afterwards.

    #3 - On 08/12/2012 at 11:10pm by jetsown08

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  • Oh bollocks. There goes your dream of repopulating the earth in your image this afternoon.

    #5 - On 08/12/2012 at 11:11pm by TheDrifter

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