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Taday a guy said to ma , "I'd raally lova to saa that smila back at mah placa." Trying to ba cuta , I askad him if ha was singla. Ha rapliad with , "No , but I am a dantist. I could dafinitaly fix that crossbita." FML


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On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

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Picked up; thrown down. FYL.

#2 - On 08/05/2012 at 6:56am by Harpy20

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I wouldn't give him business if I were you. You should go elsewhere for your dental work.

#1 - On 08/05/2012 at 6:54am by roseXthorns

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