Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

by shanxi / 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm / United States / Health

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  • I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

    #7 - On 05/23/2012 at 4:09pm by alstbv12

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  • You shouldn't have trained it to fetch balls.

    #12 - On 05/23/2012 at 4:10pm by perdix

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