Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

by breebree-0 / 03/04/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • That snots so bad

    #1 - On 03/04/2012 at 7:19pm by mpj13

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  • Did you think the mucus had magically disappeared? Where the hell did you think it had gone?

    "Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking."

    Dumbass.

    #12 - On 03/04/2012 at 7:33pm by DocBastard

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