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Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13221) - you deserved it (59238)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Chillies on your willy!

#5 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:43am by dasteve

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At least you know where the burning is coming from...

#4 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:42am by Agent36263626

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