Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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Top comments
Majstr 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
AcidLacedBong 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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Comments (104)
Majstr 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
tylersign 11
Thanks, you too.
juliushater 12
dont just stand there, get your mum a drink !!!1
Jaxx66 21
I think it's great you've been sober. But I'm not really able to imagine a fun party without alcohol :/ sorry.
Majstr 23
I think you have a problem.
juliushater 12
aa meetings is for quiters.
Mirorbo 27
You shouldn't have to have alcohol to have fun.
bizarre_ftw 22
There are a lot of shouldn'ts that are in this world, but all the same I agree
BrimfullOfAsher 20
I hope that someone filmed that. Congrats on ten years and, if you should find yourself tempted to have a drink, then watch the video.
xoconnie 8
haa nice!
darkch0colate 0
I've been sober 16 years..where the hell is my party?!?
YFDIOP 0
... First time I've heard of somebody throwing a party because of that.
christianmary182 0
A party without alcohol is always the better party. And I'm sorry, OP. I know for a fact how sucky it is to see your mom hammered...
rallets 23
a party without alcohol? how?
Jvr91 8
**** it I'm on one!
peete182 0
Congrats on ten years of being really dull
ArgyleTuba 0
A party without alcohol? It must have had weed...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Alcohol free parties are the best. In my ever so humble opinion it just makes people obnoxious and ruins the vibe. Now anything else they wanna do is their business...
TheDistance567 10
I actually find that really unfortunate.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Buzzkill +100 xp
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Awww, dammit! I was about to get that care package containing a skimpy lace bra and a pantie set!
bizarre_ftw 22
? -_^
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'd rather just get myself an AC-130 :p
superangryandy 2
I use chopper gunner
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Reference to past FML...
AcidLacedBong 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
lsp 0
family aa meeting!
Mysanitywins 10
Talk about irony.
lindseyluvszac 4
Easy enough to fix - mom get the **** out! (but slightly nicer)
sxe_beast 11
Actually I wouldn't have been any nicer than that. Bitch deserves to get expletives used on her!
eatsleepjb 8
25- your picture makes me want to hurl.
borkchop1992 15
i think its time you followed your mothers footsteps
perdix 31
She's probably celebrating the fact that since you've been off the sauce, there's been more for her!
bizarre_ftw 22
And because of that OP should start celebrating! Her mum will end up in a coma or the ground and will not bother them any more! (plus they'll get some money off the brainless b/mum)
brodiegee 0
loosen up or have a drink. if a person is that full of themselves that they need to bring it to everyones attention that your off the piss your fml should read I seek attention and a boring prick. get over yourself I've been off the piss for two years but no need to sing and dance around you clown! your mother probably thinks your a twit too that's why she has no respect for you.
bubblekitty 1
Gotta love moms.