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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28161) - you deserved it (3838)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

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now it's abstract art :D

#1 - On 07/18/2011 at 5:42pm by jessisaur

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No way! You're the famous Vomit Van Gogh

#13 - On 07/18/2011 at 5:52pm by aj91498

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