Health: Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter...

By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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jessisaur 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:42

now it's abstract art :D

SugarCrazy 14

Monday 18 July 2011 23:45

I have a feeling you won't be hanging that artwork on your fridge...

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jessisaur 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:42

now it's abstract art :D

shutdafrontdoor 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:47

maybe you can sell it now

sarahbella101 7

Monday 18 July 2011 23:55

this painting won't be going on the fridge...

dolphincheddar 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:11

you can always start a new form of art where you make the art out of various bodily fluids. I do that sometimes. I ate tacos once and re resulting bowel movements resembled Hiroshima. it was a work of art

whybother8 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:19

i bet your daughter threw a fit

ryanst 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:19

I watched this show about a store that sells weird and creepy items. One lady that came in said that she "Makes art out of bags filled with pee that she hangs in front of a window so that it shines like stained glass. I also dabbled in poop art." She then bought a large jar of human teeth.

cooterpie 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:37

#27- I love Oddities! See the guy who paints in blood? His work was amazing :)

Randuhh_17 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:20

already giving a reason to hate her sibling, are we?

ngocthuy34 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:48

eww

thedaish 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:55

there IS some woman pukes on canvas and sells it!

TayonaC 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:15

or that person that sneezes, they get a bit of money for it too

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:20

I bet your daughters first reaction was "NOO my artwork!" not "mom, are you OK?" lol

DeepDownThere 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:20

This is to all those who said "You're pregnant??"..... No shit Sherlock. Thank You Guys. I didn't realize that morning sickness was a result of pregnancy. Go back to first grade.