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Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

#12 - On 07/06/2011 at 2:49am by xXSillyLoveXx

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Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

#1 - On 07/06/2011 at 2:42am by TaylorTotsYumm

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