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Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (7460)

On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.

#1 - On 09/06/2010 at 3:10am by Freeze

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The OP could have gynecomastia which is the growth of abnormally large breasts in males. It is due to the excess growth of breast tissue, not excess fat tissue. My friend had it when he was younger due to anabolic steroid abuse and had to get them reduced.

#145 - On 08/19/2014 at 1:05pm by rocker_chick23

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