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The Best of the Worst of FML #91

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By Alan / Monday 10 August 2020 23:00

Here's another selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

The Best of the Worst of FML #90

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By Alan / Wednesday 8 July 2020 20:01

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

FML's List of Terrible First Dates

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By Alan/FML Team / Friday 19 June 2020 23:00

First dates rarely go well, and never more so than on FML.

The Best of the Worst of FML #89

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By Alan / Wednesday 3 June 2020 20:00

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

The Best of the Worst of FML #88

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By Alan / Wednesday 13 May 2020 20:00

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

The Best of the Worst of FML #87

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By Alan / Wednesday 1 April 2020 20:00

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

FML's 10 Favorite Halloween Stories!

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By Alan / Thursday 31 October 2019 18:00

It's Halloween today! As you would expect, we've received some Halloween-related FMLs over the years, so here's our pick to celebrate.

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 27th of October 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 27 October 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 25 October 2019 18:00

Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff, probably.

This Month's Funniest FML's - As Voted by Our Users !

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By Alan / Thursday 24 October 2019 18:00

Here's the round up of the 10 funniest FML's published over the past month, according to our users' votes!

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 20th of October 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 20 October 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 18 October 2019 18:00

Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff, probably.

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 13th of October 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 13 October 2019 19:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 11 October 2019 18:00

Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff, probably.

The Best of the Worst of FML #86

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By Alan / Thursday 10 October 2019 18:02

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 6th of October 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 6 October 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 4 October 2019 18:00

Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!

FML's Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 27 September 2019 18:00

Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 22nd of September 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 22 September 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 20 September 2019 18:00

Here's a bunch of people (and animals) fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 15th of September 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 15 September 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's Fine Examples of A-Hole Design!

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By Alan / Wednesday 11 September 2019 18:00

The world around us is failing, but thankfully people are making it worse by designing everyday annoyances to make the rest of us miserable.

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 8th of September 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 8 September 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's 15 Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 6 September 2019 18:00

Here's a collection of 15 clips of people fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!

The Best of the Worst of FML #85

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By Alan / Wednesday 4 September 2019 18:00

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and get eye-bleach!

FML's Labor Day Burn Out

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By Alan / Monday 2 September 2019 18:00

The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, celebrating Labor Day during which you do nothing to celebrate doing...

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 1st of September 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 1 September 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's 15 Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 30 August 2019 18:00

Here's a collection of 15 clips of people fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 25th of August 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 25 August 2019 18:00

Find out what embarrassing stuff the dumbass stars and planets have in store for you this week!

FML's 15 Favorite Funny Fuck-Ups of the Week!

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By Alan / Friday 23 August 2019 18:00

Here's a collection of 15 clips of people fucking up, or just not understanding how the world works. Relatable stuff!

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