Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
Today, after cleaning my mom’s bathroom, I wiped the molding strip along the wall so it was even. A quite precariously-hung potted plant thought that reason enough to fall right on top of me, spreading dirt over the entire room as well as my hair, my sweater, and the inside of my bra. FML
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MiniFil 0
It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!" Ming Ming!
Hazimius 0
I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.
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Comments (168)
unknownperson101 0
Nobodys worthless
Katzilla_dances 0
Megan, is that you? LOL Get a job, move out, or contribute to the household!
lyndsaygirl 0
Sounds like your mom was right. You'd be better off helping wih household chores, or better yet, planting a new garden to replace the roses you destroyed. YDI
plexico 4
You sure proved your mom wrong! You are worth less than worthless -- you're a liability!
aback 5
That's really a two-person job. But hey--tell her you can't kiss your ass by yourself and ask for her help.
spagett666 0
Hmmmmm....I like turtles!
supremegmn 1
parents know best ^^b
MissJlk 0
She deserves it.
toyota_fml 0
49 dont tell me u like to wipe turtles asses with q-tips lol
sthanu150 0
i remember when i couldn't follow simple written instructions. i think i was 3 years old.