Work: You what now?

You what now?

By bottlepoppin - 02/03/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, a customer opened with, "You open bottles with them thangs?" I looked around my desk for something he might've confused with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informed me that he was talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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brodizzle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

what

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:37

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

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ayyylmaoo 6

Thursday 7 July 2016 18:15

fml?

laxdude101 13

Monday 8 August 2016 6:10

better than saying "you chop vegetables with them thangs?"

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