Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Now your pen-is very happy! ;D
howslife123 0
they were turned on and you know it
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Comments (242)
dyamond920 0
lol...
sammy259 3
did u like it when the pen inked all over ur face
leeshxx 3
Gaiiboii really? with a name like that you are asking for people to make stupid comments. ydi
erikaaa1798 0
desperate huh?
chlobo13 0
you can't even talk, your picture is of a little girl with a furry hat.
Luvmehateme292 0
Don't worry. I did that at lunch once and my friend told me to stop sucking my pen so hard, it might not be able to handle that kind of action. So me being a smart ass started making it look really bad. Two things happened: it really wasn't able to handle that kind of action, and I ended up getting several comments on my "skills" over the remainder of the day. I felt really stupid because it was just supposed to be one of those funny, pervy moments you have with close friends. So really you're not that bad off and I wouldn't worry too much.
leeshxx 3
funny Pervy moments??
RaaabbleRabble 0
I have those all the time, but it gets really embarrassing when you're hungry and you just want to eat the remainder of your lunch (a banana) in peace.
RyanMacVey 17
i happen to like my username :I
howslife123 0
sucking on a pen is a way of practicing for someone with a really misformed skinny dick
Luvmehateme292 0
leeshxx the very same could really be said for you. leesh looks a lot like leash. With that and the fact that it looks like you're not wearing pants, you should be careful. I might be tempted to make a kinky sex joke.
RyanMacVey 17
hahaha that was funny
Luvmehateme292 0
Gayboii you should accept the pens. Then proceed to lodge them as far up this mans nostrils as they will go. I mean your just joking around right?