Intimacy: You OK dude?

You OK dude?

By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 0:26

Now your pen-is very happy! ;D

howslife123 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:21

they were turned on and you know it

Comments

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:54

Also about being blind leeshxx? Thanks. I'm blind in my left eye. Way to go. Also sorry I didn't see your shorts.

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:56

and I am suppose to have known that how

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:56

Uh, mind keeping the schoolgirl slap-fests to yourself, please? Or maybe private messaging?

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:57

sorry sirin

JesseOhNine 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:00

OWNED

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:00

boners there are others site to go on if u want to get ur rocks off

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:03

I think you meant I'm in love with my fat cat. So yes absolutely. I saved him when he was a kitten, I've raised him, he was there for me when I went through some really tough times, he does the funniest things, he's most definitely a better listener than a person. Plus he's really quite a beautiful cat when you see him in person. So yeah I think he deserves a little love. I don't think putting up a picture of him sleeping with his head on a pillow while holding onto a remote is going too overboard though.

Knuckles511 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:03

lol natural reaction?

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:03

Please don't feel singled-out; my comment went for everyone. Every1luvsboners, like I said... private messaging. Or Redtube. Or your family photo albums.