Intimacy: You OK dude?

You OK dude?

By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 0:26

Now your pen-is very happy! ;D

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Sunday 20 March 2011 0:21

they were turned on and you know it

Comments

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:33

yeah ... fs my username was just supposed to be funny... people here take things to seriously

jared134 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:37

that's gross y would u suck on a pen theirs so many germs on it

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:39

94 look at my pic closer.. u can see I'm wearing shorts sorry but ur blind. yes leesh is similiar to leash. would you like a medal. and about the kinky sex joke sorry. ur younger then me. and I choke on small things. :) have a nice day

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:40

sorry not 94 95. and u have a picture of a fat cat? are u too scared to put a picture of yourself?

fighterboy11 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:42

So what you're chewing a pen those immature kids are laughing at you for being bored

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:44

Oops sorry, you're*. That was an accident. I'm actually a bit of a grammar freak so I'm suprised I did that. Also calm yourself my good sir. I ALSO was joking. Shoving things up peoples nose is kind of a joke I use all the time, sorry. I forgot that to most people that looks like a threat. This is just supposed to be friendly banter. 

fortehepiclulz 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:45

"Today, some random guy comes up to me and sucks me during a boring class at school. He sucked me for ten minutes. FML."

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:51

Leeshxx um just to let you know if by choking on small things that was a sex joke referring to ME then sorry sweetie, I'm a girl. So unless you choke on imaginary things you should be all good. Also yes a medal would be FREAKING AWESOME!!!! Oh by the way I used to have a pic of me up. I recently changed it to that picture of my cat.

JesseOhNine 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:53

oh owned

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:53

if ur a girl why would u want to make a sex joke? sorry love but I don't swing that way. and sorry for the confusion ur cat doesn't tell me what gender u are. just that 1 ur obviously self loathing of ur appearance 2 people made fun of your picture or 3 you are in move with your fat cat :) so please no kinky jokes keep them between u and ur cat