Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
A window seat with twice the view, dayum.
emmas03 0
"Today, I was on the train when I caught awkward eye contact with a half naked woman in the toilet as the door slowly closed. FML."
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Comments (123)
leggolaughs 0
if you have a nice body, this can't be an fml.
scottyspot 11
Just think, you made some lonely old man's day! I'd bet the people on the train had no idea the ride came with a view.
hobojo69 23
You should have looked directly at one guy and smiled and winked
SummerFever 8
There is a rage comic about this particular situation, only the guy was taking a shit, and there was someone thisclose to the door.
leadman1989 16
Better than hitting a pothole in a bus restroom. You're just gonna have to take my word for it. Shit EVERYWHERE!
tmrwisanotherday 1
Hope you didn't give some old senior citizen a heart attack!!
2ndSucks 15
His heart probably was not the thing he was paying much attention to. Think lower.
tmrwisanotherday 1
He wouldn't have had time to look lower, he probably would have died by then ....
ItsAlan19 0
That's horrible! Next time I guess you'll be more careful
bloodkitsune11 3
Well, that's not the type of situation I'd like to be. :S FYL OP
muhilrashid 4
Im awesome
loveanthony645 5
Force everyone who looked to pay or threaten to sue.