Gross and Work: Yeet the feet

Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:06

Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

drybamboo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.

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mushroomcloud 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:40

Ewwwwwwww!

Sundown_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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dwights 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:49

thats probably the grossest thing i have EVER heard. if a guy needs to get rid of a boner. just think of this rofl. UGH

omgbeckyyy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:53

I'm a nail tech. You're supposed to thoroughly check their feet before you continue. That one's your fault.

fortunecookie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:02

#21; she added the weight to add to the disgustingness of the situation, obviously. everything is grosser when the person is fat.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:08

Ah, gah, that is ******* horrible. Jeezus. Disgusting. Really. Sorry you went through that!

DDDDana 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:13

37- You're an ass.

kagome_eb 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:21

EWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD GROSS i AM SOOOOO SORRY

Yunie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:24

In a way, I don't feel sorry for you, because your job voluntarily involves touching people's feet. That alone is disgusting.

lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:39

how the hell does it gt on your lip?

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