Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML
Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML
Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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Kamon97 23
Guess the conversation never took off.
Sebastian2022 22
Next time she calls you to ask for a ride, text her "I'm not even picking up the phone". :) easy as that.
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Comments (150)
Wraith09 15
OP, did you show up without your pants on? Again?
Tankkiller308 16
Mabey that meant she was considering sleeping with him and changed her mind
Huhhman 2
If she brings it up then she's wants to sleep with you. NO is the new YES.
babyshaft408 8
Bitches be crazy. The other day I was in the elevator and said "hey how's it goin" she turned and said she gotta bf. I said I didn't say sick my dick. I said how's it goin. Smh
CinnamonBunny 16
Lots of women get hit on this way alllll the time and it can get very annoying. Maybe she was just tired and not in the mood to be drawn into a conversation. Once two strangers in the street were making flirtatious comments about my legs. I didn't respond and carried on walking, so they decided they would yell at me that I was ugly anyway and I shouldn't think they actually wanted to sleep with me. They followed me saying this until I got up the courage to yell at them back. Quite a frightening experience. Since then I've been wary of men I don't know trying to initiate conversation. Maybe unfair, but that's just the way it is for women.
Emily062611 6
As much as that's how it happens sometimes, I would never assume that's why someone was talking to me. If the conversation takes a weird turn, sure - be leery. But presuming someone is into you without any indications that it's true is bitchy and just as bad as using lame pickup lines on strangers.
CinnamonBunny 16
I agree #137. I do try not to assume without giving someone a chance first, unlike the woman in the OP who seriously needs a reality check... But a lot of the time you can just tell. Most people who like to hit on strangers in public places are not really that subtle. Then again, I am from kind of a scummy area. Maybe in other places they're all suave and intelligent, rather than probable football hooligans and/or heroin addicts. :D
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I would've just said "It never even cross my mind. Don't flatter yourself."
cappellaaa 23
guess you're not going to do anymore favors for her!
chazzywazzy654 22
I would just be like "Don't flatter yourself, I would never want to sleep with you" FYL OP
dragonrider1959 18
I hate how women think the only reason guys do things for them is to get sex.
sloppyneil 1
Maybe it's hard to get
tyson27 2
the key is help her see you are what she needs. it worked for me!