Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
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Comments (150)
chelseaalise 12
she's just not that into you dollface. kick her to the curb and upgrade! !!!
missnuthin 10
shes using you man. dump her ass. probably messing around with other dudes behind your back. seriously, leave.
apcsox 18
And why doesn't this say "exgirlfriend"? Grow a pair and leave this hoe!
bacooke 10
she might be cheating on you.. time to leave
tom732 3
**** THAT BITCH
Elendil_fml 10
You're dating a cam girl? Lucky. I wanna date a cam girl. Or a stripper.
BlackRoseAndMe11 11
She's not worth it, you can do better!
Brilliant66star 17
Sounds like you gotta throw this one back; probably get a photo and let that get away. Plenty of fish in... yada, yada, yada...
SDM60CE 2
Bro ******* ditch that *****. She isn't putting out because she isn't sexually attracted to you, she just wants a boyfriend who pays for shit. This is so obvious it's painful. Get out now.
whys0serious 12
I don't want to be a dick or anything, but I can't understand how people can be together for 3 years and don't have sex. You don't want to do it before marrying? Fine, but even then you should know after a while if you can imagine marrying the other one. If not, then just stop wasting each other's time. 3 years, what a nightmare.