Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!!
FunWriter20 0
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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asdfghjklEMMA 0
DON'T EAT OTHER PEOPLES FOOD. karmas a bitch, huh?
wordgirl 0
Now I want a brownie with frosting. I'm wondering why I never did drugs. They sound like fun.
xxjoexx 0
Today after a terrible day at work i got home to find out my asshole roommate had stolen and eaten my last "special" brownie...fml
DanceRox9008 0
#49 FTW!!!
DownUndah 0
Happens to the best of us!
totoro_fml 0
this is my favorite one ever that is so ******* funny way to go
Shmippin 0
I think this is a lie. Those brownies would have to be extremely potent to get you so high you couldn't speak. especially if it was just one brownie. my guess is that there would have to be about 10-15 grams of marijuana baked into those brownies which is about 200-300 dollars and who would put that amount of weed into brownies?
kellster 2
You deserve it for stealing your roommate's food!
hottiegirl09 0
haha special brownies are the best kind of brownies!!!WOW but you can't get stoned off of just one. what the heck i hope you kicked out the druggy roommate even though no one think of the them if i found out my roommate found and ate my stash i be like WTF xD and then if they kicked me out i be like OMG lol
blinkingstarlet 15
well this is either total bs or ydi. that's one hell of a way to learn to not take someone else's food out of the fridge.