Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an...

By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML

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By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

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That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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In the bag!

By hiccups - 16/05/2021 14:02

Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 March 2019 4:30

Was it weed or was it the guilt you felt for stealing your roommate’s food? Wait until the horse laxatives kick in!

HandsOffMarx 9

Tuesday 5 March 2019 11:38

Nah, my roommate and I had an agreement that anything in the house can be used/eaten unless we specifically said otherwise.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 March 2019 4:30

Was it weed or was it the guilt you felt for stealing your roommate’s food? Wait until the horse laxatives kick in!

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 5 March 2019 6:21

I've read this one before.

iceberg 10

Tuesday 5 March 2019 7:17

Ydi cause u just don't eat someone's brownie without asking.. Not kewl...

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 5 March 2019 7:17

YDI for being "that guy" that just takes without asking. I wonder why the 280+ sympathizers agree? Are they assholes who take food without permission too?