By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Was it weed or was it the guilt you felt for stealing your roommate’s food? Wait until the horse laxatives kick in!

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HandsOffMarx 9
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Nah, my roommate and I had an agreement that anything in the house can be used/eaten unless we specifically said otherwise.

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RichardPencil 30
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Was it weed or was it the guilt you felt for stealing your roommate’s food? Wait until the horse laxatives kick in!

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Hangryko 25
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I've read this one before.

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iceberg 10

Ydi cause u just don't eat someone's brownie without asking.. Not kewl...

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zuckerburg 21
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YDI for being "that guy" that just takes without asking. I wonder why the 280+ sympathizers agree? Are they assholes who take food without permission too?

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HandsOffMarx 9
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Nah, my roommate and I had an agreement that anything in the house can be used/eaten unless we specifically said otherwise.

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Boyufd 24

YDI for reposting an FML

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bl3ur0z3 17

When will people learn not to eat their roommate's brownies?

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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well time to get your roomie extremely fucked up for their next important day

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dedanjel 33
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His roomie doesn't deserve anything being done to him/her. He's the one that took food that wasn't his. He got bit in the ass after being a dick.

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Kirk Blanchard 3
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I call bull.. it takes more then 20 mins for the pot to kick in...

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dedanjel 33
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We don't know how long the train ride there was, though. Maybe it was a 30-40 minute ride, and that's why it kicked in 20 minutes into the interview.

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pins91 27

We know this one is old as well; admin! only this time you’ve just deleted previous comments to make it look new. 🙄

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dedanjel 33
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That's why you don't eat food that isn't yours.

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