Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML
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Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
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Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!!
FunWriter20 0
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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strawberry_78 0
And that's why I love roommates! FYL for sure! LOL
tides_fml 0
Ummmm one brownie could get you that stoned for sure! I don't know what size you make them in (I'm assuming) the US but seriously... a non regular smoker could get pretty far gone off half a brownie if it's done right. If you people are making brownies that take 2 or 3 to do the job, you're not cooking the butter right. I suspect either not long enough or keeping it on too high a temperature or whatever. It's actually a pretty delicate process, but if you do it right you really don't need to eat much at all to get baaaaaaked as ****.
Nandian90 0
LOL Special Brownies
jujujuice 0
i personally like #109's reply. hahahahahhaah.
melissa_10 7
werent you able to smell or taste the weed???
spoonifur 0
"Punishment for stealing food: stoning" I'm sure THAT helped calm the nerves. Ask your room mates to label their food. (And if you're really upset you can make some lax-o-cupcakes.)
mel2643x 0
lucky! what happened then with the interview(er)?
factotum 0
Something extremely similar to this happened to me once. I had a break between classes and I went to grab a snack at my apartment. I started digging into the garlic hummus. I was so hungry that I ate a ton without ever glancing at it or stopping to think "Gee this doesn't taste like it normally does". After snacking I laid on my bed for a while. When I got up to go to my next class, I was completely ripped. I went back and smelled the hummus and only realized it after the fact. Luckily I didn't show up for the class. What happened to you was definitely way worse haha.
mel2643x 0
pot hummus... that is genius.
Roddsy 0
LOL special brownie. that's awesome x]