Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!!
FunWriter20 0
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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NothingToGein 0
252, mid grade shit doesn't cost $2-3 a gram, are you joking? Not even crapass rag shit is that cheap. You could maybe get some oregano, or I dunno, something else that's not pot for that much? A gram will still cost you at least $8 if it's anything decent.
TheNilvarg 0
You got what you deserved for living with a stoner lowlife.
usedtocare_fml 0
That would be you're instant karma for eating his brownie fool! Haha it's all good, I would have eaten it too :]
usedtocare_fml 0
That would be you're instant karma for eating his brownie fool! Haha it's all good, I would have eaten it too :]
ohhelvira 0
thats awesome!!!! why can't anything like that happen to meeee!!!!????
rabbit_fml 0
I want one
poguemahoney 0
now thats either the best or worst day of your life right there bro... good weed is good weed
Rawrrr14 0
lmao! aahhh..... sucks. Was your roommate mad for eating their "special brownie"? Too bad you couldn't explain to the guy what really happened. HAH at least you got rid of the nerves!
Rawrrr14 0
lmao. I just read the comments before mine. I find it hilarious how people are putting the prices of drugs on a website. Nice.
Ellie_42 0
o_O I'm sorry. I think I'd kill my roommate if that happened to me (figuratively speaking, of course).