Animals, Dogs and Transportation: Woof

Woof

By rimjob - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

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You deserved it 43 596

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 857

You deserved it 51 913

By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 686

You deserved it 55 105

Alert!

By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 617

You deserved it 4 079

He's still a very good boy

By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 351

You deserved it 113

Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 957

You deserved it 1 929

Good boy

By Chyna - 04/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 319

You deserved it 257

Targeted

By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 347

You deserved it 101

Let me out!

By Archie - 07/01/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 589

You deserved it 4 264

Who's a good boy?

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 410

You deserved it 230

It found you

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 02:00

Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 265

You deserved it 1 227

Astraea 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:19

Haha totally ydi!! Try to respect him next time :P

ashleymakroni 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:20

you shouldve listen

Comments

0neiros 14

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:43

Today, I barked for thirty minutes straight, because the rims to my master's truck were being stolen. All my master did was yell for me to shut up. FML

Malinkrot 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:31

today, I pretended to be a dog on the internet and actually thought I was clever. FML

orangesodaftw 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:51

Should have listened to Fido. YDI

Jhonny_C123 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:17

What means OP lol?

GiganTronic 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:05

Original Poster.

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:52

I have a feeling this thread is going to affect future ****.

erjaguam 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:14

that's terrible.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:32

wtf ur such a dumbass

lovebaseball30 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:15

Always check to see what your dog is barking about. YDI

Sniper3000 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:16

dogs bark for a reason...

mzhonesty 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:43

Dogs don't just bark for no reason for 30 minutes straight. : You should give up your dog to someone worthy enough to have one. Don't even bother asking for money, you don't deserve to be paid for it.