Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML
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Top comments
Astraea 0
Haha totally ydi!! Try to respect him next time :P
ashleymakroni 0
you shouldve listen
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Comments (93)
0neiros 14
Today, I barked for thirty minutes straight, because the rims to my master's truck were being stolen. All my master did was yell for me to shut up. FML
Malinkrot 3
today, I pretended to be a dog on the internet and actually thought I was clever. FML
orangesodaftw 0
Should have listened to Fido. YDI
Jhonny_C123 0
What means OP lol?
GiganTronic 0
Original Poster.
Ajjas013 6
I have a feeling this thread is going to affect future ****.
erjaguam 0
that's terrible.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
wtf ur such a dumbass
lovebaseball30 0
Always check to see what your dog is barking about. YDI
Sniper3000 0
dogs bark for a reason...
mzhonesty 0
Dogs don't just bark for no reason for 30 minutes straight. : You should give up your dog to someone worthy enough to have one. Don't even bother asking for money, you don't deserve to be paid for it.
rogerdodger777 0
what kind of rims? do the dog and robber have good taste?