Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
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Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML
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Top comments
Astraea 0
Haha totally ydi!! Try to respect him next time :P
ashleymakroni 0
you shouldve listen
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Comments (93)
aeroliontvw 4
my dog barks a lot but I still check on her every time she does. at least look out the window or something to make sure your dogs not in trouble! or your property in this case.
ArielTheMermaid 17
unless your dog is like mine, most dogs don't bark without reason
kaylapple 1
shouldve listened to your dog!
theamazingone_12 7
damn wetbacks
fightingkittens 39
I'm sorry, you automatically deserve it for having the screen name "rimjob." Seriously?
CallMeBloo 31
Dogs don't typically bark for no reason. Be thankful that in this case it was only property damage and not someone getting hurt.
Mousie1097 5
You're a dumbass. You seriously didn't think anything was wrong when your dog barked for 30 minutes??
friscosoonerkid 3
If my dogs are barking non stop like that, we always check outside to see if there is anything happening
enduriwolf 19
always check when dogs bark. usually they know what they are doing. :) the only time mine bark is if they hear someone outside... i have 4 dogs german shepherds. its nice that they enever bark but when they do i always know someones outside whether its good or bad :)
littlexlune 16
Your name is accurate.