Work: Wobble wobble

Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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Friday 7 October 2011 18:41

Why were you watching his penis wobble then? Look at his face.

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Nothing wrong with a healthy conversation regardless of clothing.

Comments

lionlvr 9

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:22

EEEWWWWW.

Chrispayne 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:54

Well ur,always talking a.d lookibg so all them guys must think ur interested

writergirl23 19

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:01

You were looking there??? Screw you.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:02

Oops never mind didn't realize he was naked :p

varkey 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:15

If it made you uncomfortable (which is certainly understandable) why didn't you just leave [make some excuse if you didn't want to be rude]? FYL, but YDI for not having common sense.