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By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

No, **** you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny. Eat a bowl of dicks.

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DocBastard 38

The big question here is why is your anus so ******* weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.

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denvan 0

What a stool movement you had

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harrywestt 0

ROFL that's just to funny, I can almost imagine that happening

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HahaYDI 0

Was it runny? Sounds delicious.

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khaya 9

I always shit myself when my toast is ready.

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ribbyc80 0

ugh, how many punny, one liners must we endure!?

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fayola 2

Thankyou for actually admitting you shit yourself. Other FMLers would have said 'my bowels decided to empty,' or something stupid like that.

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Nhk_fml 4

I Shat my self would be better engrish

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buttercup_mcm 0

what kind of alarm you got???? So I know not to buy it

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