Marriage, Proposal and Love: Will you…

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

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By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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Saturday 17 August 2013 19:11

"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."

legitnesquik 1

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:10

Ah thats hilarious,

Comments

cho_bee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:30

Did he say something like, "I can't feel my bingo?" Just watched the trailer for Meet the Miller and 'bingo' is now my favorite word. I should blog this...

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:44

Quite unusual to have a taser handy during dinner.

outoftown 26

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:22

Great for enforcing table manners, I expect.

Eivana 37

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:47

You screamed, your dad protected you. If you're going to be dramatic, then expect people to react accordingly, good or bad.

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:38

Acting on impulse to a scream is one thing, but unholstering your taser and zapping someone because of a scream is another. Yeah intervene, question why the scream occurred if you aren't too good at telling apart pitches, but someone allowed to carry a taser should NEVER act just on a scream.