scared shitless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Who goes there?
Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML
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southernbelle_rn 16
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
RedPillSucks 33
Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?
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iSativa 24
You might have just found an entrance to the Ministry of Magic.
MzZombicidal 36
I was thinking more along the lines of the Chamber of Secrets. :P
SuperMew 22
Hopefully Op is not a muggle.
ZomBoy86 2
chamber of secrets is only in hogwarts. however there can be many entrances to the ministry of magic.
MzZombicidal 36
Very true, #44. :) Guess it being in the bathroom just reminded me of the Chamber.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
53- It was Moaning Myrtle's brother, Moping Marcus.
SThompson90 7
Sorry to get off subject, but did anyone else want to punch Moaning Myrtle in the throat?
figures101 5
Maybe he was the ghost of the previous janitor. No joke and he kills the new guy and is at peace and then it's your turn to haunt!!! What a story for your grand...oh wait sorry...muwahahahaha
krupa1017 18
Pretty sure it's nothing. Just relax. :P
somuchfeels 11
Do you work at Nope Incorporated, based out of Nopesville, in Nope Carolina?
Kibaruto 33
Nope.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think it was **** This LLC in GTFOburg in NotEvenOnce-ylvania.
perdix 31
No shit, Sherlock!
jennababe98 9
who are you talking to?
amisenho 11
Maybe the old man's name is Sherlock, and that's what OP said to him when he entered the bathroom (he just finished cleaning it, anyway). Come on; that one was too easy, #111!
foxy_grampa 19
Maybe he just made his way into the ministry of magic
perdix 31
#23, looking for Cornelius Fudge, perhaps?
olpally 33
Awww hell no. Haha. Harry potter anyone? Haha
perdix 31
Following an old man into a bathroom to "investigate?" Is that what we're calling it these days?
Readoll 13
He left when you weren't looking.... if it was a ghost, it obviously doesn't mind you there or this fml would be way different..
Wolf87535 4
ghostd like whisky I bet