scared shitless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Who goes there?
Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML
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southernbelle_rn 16
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
RedPillSucks 33
Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?
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southernbelle_rn 16
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
kristabelli 19
Wormhole!!!
Dthsapprntc 23
He-Man!
JMichael 26
Batman. Definitely Batman.
\ 28
Don't cross the beams!
crazytwinsmom 25
Does OP work at a morgue?!
BubbleGrunge 18
The Winchesters!!!!
granCanyon 12
My dealer?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
My cat's name is Batman. He's an excellent stalker. I'll ask if he wants to take the job on...
XxAnnaXxBellexX 15
My cat Panthro
1947Chevy 17
Dan Dan dadun dadun dandandudan dadun dadun dundandudun
incoherentrmblr 22
The Adjustment Bureau?...
flashback.miss 28
hopefully it was a trick of the light...
puggypark 14
I'd get the hell out OP. Don't be investigating.
Crazymye 14
Why do people feel the need to investigate? If I saw anything that resembled anything paranormal, I'd calmly turn around and run as fast as I possibly could.
SuperMew 22
He likely needed to clean those bathrooms. Old people can leave shit stains a mile long.
kamikrazy 6
What
cryssycakesx3 23
50, gross...
SuperMew 22
I worked in an old folks home for two summers. While sad, because they were mentally degrading, they would have to wear diapers and take them off, finger paint, etc all over the walls and themselves. It was really gross and very sad.
cryssycakesx3 23
I understand how old people work, it doesn't make it less gross.
PieReaper 11
You're a dumbass
mydadpulledout 17
Supermew, he was suppose to be at work cleaning alone. I doubt he went in there because he thought the old man was leaving a mess, more likely that he just saw (or thought so) a random old guy walk into his empty work building and wanted to see what was up.
Welshite 40
So Bloody Manny, Bloody Manny?
meepmerp 20
Investigate? Bitch this ain't scooby doo!
KaseyAly 10
Run!
RedPillSucks 33
Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?
yellowzinnias 20
You're confusing Get Smart and Harry Potter. Max went through multiple secret doorways into a phone box, dialed a number and sank below the ground. In Harry Potter, Ministry officials flush themselves into the Ministry (coincidentally, the "visitors' entrance" is a phone box, but I have a feeling Rowling was more inspired by the tardis than Get Smart.)
harrypotter955 19
This is why white people die in scary movies. They investigate.
lovelyohhmee 8
What makes you think they white?? Racist much??
blcksocks 19
"Hmm... There are some strange noises coming out of that abandoned building, which according to some people is haunted, because a family was brutally murdered two decades ago.... I better go take a look"
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
15- What in the **** are you talking about?
SuperMew 22
Even if it is a ghost, unless Old Man Toilet comes at you, seems pretty harmless. Either you are freaking yourself out or you have a ghost. While freaky, you have worked in that place this long without incident.
cryssycakesx3 23
unless the ghost just showed up and is waiting to wreak havoc on OP.
bakingqueen 7
You're in luck.. if it's a ghost he won't leave you any nasty messes to clean up!
Welshite 40
Are you kidding? That ectoplasmic goo is impossible to clean up!
slayertack 19
Other than OP's corpse for the next janitor.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
35- Your comment made me laugh WAY too hard. I think that's a sign I should go to sleep now.
nightowl713 25
He probably just made his way out before you noticed. No need for panic! Or I I guess It could be a ghost. Either way, at least you didn't see him again to confirm the latter.
Blastoid 13
it's the little child ghosts (especially Asian) , you should be afraid of.. Old men are fine... (source: scary movies)
lesley3r3 22
Especially when they are blue- that's deadly haha